Colorado, from a New Yorker's point of view

A bunch of friends have asked that I show off pictures of where I live.   Those pictures will follow shortly.  In the mean time I will describe my place.

My place is perfect if I was trying to attract and appeal to teenage runaways.  Okay maybe I am being hard on myself.  My place might be cool for Colorado college girls as well.  I’m going to make the generalization that Colorado college girls are a little more granola and less stuck up than East Coast college girls.  Therefore they probably wouldn’t mind sleeping on an air mattress and hanging out on lawn furniture surrounded by boxes.

Unfortunately I am not running a home for wayward girls and co-eds are not as exciting or thrilling as they once were.  (Attn. attractive co-eds feel free to prove me wrong on that point)  I’m just happy to be living in Denver, and being unemployed I like my cheap rent.

Air mattress & the wall street journal.  I have to be in the very small demographic of people who read the Wall Street Journal and sleep on an air mattress.  Seriously, how many of us can there be in the world?

Luckily I have some furniture being shipped out to me.  I’m not sure how I’m going to pay for it to get shipped here.  Having a job would really help in this regard.  Right now I am embarrassed to even considering bringing anyone back to my place.  At least in a month I’ll have a decently decorated basement space.  Over sized king bed, lawn chairs, leather sectional, picnic table desk, Kef speakers, cardboard boxes.

It will have to do.