Colorado, from a New Yorker's point of view

Horror-scope

by Mr. New to Denver on Mar.23, 2010, under Dating & Women

I was recently scared straight reading my horoscope in The Onion.  That’s something that probably hasn’t happened to too many people before.  When I was in college, the movies Kids was always my ‘scare me straight’, pro-condom movie.  Having friends with kids was never enough.  Little demons* running around.  But periodically I’d watch Kids.  It was always a good reminder that the pill was not enough.

Surprisingly I’ve seen more women less concerned with what a guy wears. And the less concerned someone is the more concerned I become.  It’s weird because I figured women would be more concerned than men.  Maybe I’m just overly paranoid.  Of course then I also become paranoid and cautious when someone else is overly concerned about using protection.

I guess it wouldn’t bother me if the one I’m thinking of in particular was a responsible member of society but she’s more of a. . . . Hmmm, what is she? She’s more of a wild card. Just some random unknown in a math equation. If I could figure out more about her maybe I could solve for X.  Of course an unknown could have a sweet & innocent past, where as in this case the word “wild” is probably descriptive enough.

  • Okay maybe not demons, I don’t want anyone misinterpreting that.  I have a vision of someone calling me out on that when asking me if I want kids.  I do,. . . . as long as I can enslave them. Cheap labor would help. Cheap labor would be awesome.  Actually, skilled cheap labor is what I want. The problem is you have to raise them. Someday I’d love to have a kid or two, but right now I’m way to selfish.   Yes, I did just say I want cheap, skilled labor.  I’m a capitalist dammit.

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