Colorado, from a New Yorker's point of view

I’m trying to gather a collection of stories of the weirdest experiences or unusual things you find when going back to someone’s house to hook up.  If the hook-up is unexpected you get to see how someone lives when they are not expecting to have company.

Years ago I remember finding condom wrappers lying on top of this girl’s garbage can.  I didn’t really mind, but it is a little disheartening.  I mean this wrapper was right on top, as if she was hooking up with someone else earlier that day.

Another time, lying right on top of this girl’s garbage can in her room was a home pregnancy test.  A friend tells me that he thinks he found a fetus in a girl’s toilet one night.  As he tells the story:  “I couldn’t tell if it was just a nasty shit or if she had a miscarriage.   Either way she forgot to flush.”   There was one night a while back I went over this girl’s house just to hang out.   She reminded me of Muddy Miles, which is a reference that only two or three friends will get.  She had two hairless gremlins.   She claimed they were cats, but dammit I sure as hell wouldn’t feed them after dark or get them wet.

This girl said that in her company’s cafeteria they have pictures of employee’s pets on the wall.  She was actually told to remove the pictures of her cats because they were so ugly people were losing their appetites.  So what is the weirdest experience you’ve had going back to someone’s house?